茂
=
艹
+
戊
:
Mahatma Gandhi (m) is upgrading his fifth wheel (戊) in the aorta's bathroom (ao4). To make it truly luxurious (茂) he outfits the vehicle with artificial lawn (艹) everywhere.
密
=
宀
+
必
+
山
:
Marilyn Monroe (mi) is secretly (密) making out with her secretary (密) Khubilai Khan (必). Because it has to be a secret (密), they meet in the space station's bathroom (Ø4) and hide under a huge graduation cap (宀). Just to be sure Khubilai Khan has two forks (山) in his hands to attack anyone who might enter and see them.