证婚

证 = 正 + 讠 : James II of England (zh) is not allowed to stay any longer in the engine, so in the bathroom ((e)ng4) he forges a visa (证) so he can stay. On an advertising column (讠) he scribbles his fake visa, but (like me) he sucks at drawing, so he is only able to draw a stick figure (正) where his photo should go.

婚 = 女 + 昏 : In front of the encampment ((e)n1) Bessy Coleman (女) asks Helga Horse (hu) to become her wife (婚). Helga is so overwhelmed that she faints (昏).