怨偶

怨 = 夗 + 心 : Yu the Great (yu) had a very cold heart (心) last night in the anthill's bathroom (an4), and she blames (怨) her sleeping bag (夗).

偶 = 亻 + 禺 : Albert Einstein (Ø) is strolling through the outhouse (ou3) with his new mate (偶), Lord Monkey (禺), when they accidentally (偶) bump into his former mate Rosa Luxemburg (亻). They are all quite embarrassed because they weren't prepared to meet yet.